• Bladder Burst & The Chosen together (MP4) - Cali Logan, Hannah Perez, Cadence Lux, Jasmine St James & Vonka Romanov

1. Bladder Burst
A pub on the outskirts of town has a weekly feature called Bladder Burst. Basically, at the barman's discretion, he will announce: "Drinks are free until someone pees." Obviously, anyone who tries to use the toilets or attempts to leave is blocked from doing so, because as soon as either of those things occurs, everyone in the pub has to pay for their drinks again. Enter Cali, Hannah and cadence, all trying this pub for the first time and unaware that it is a Bladder Burst evening. This is very unfortunate for Cali who badly needs to pee. When the barman blocks her from visiting the ladies, explaining that letting her go would start a riot, Cali has no choice but to hold her pee or incur the wrath of everyone in the pub. She decides to make the best of the situation, saying to her friends, "It's okay. I can hold it. Let's get some free beers!" The barman obliges, bringing out three pint glasses brimming with beer. The girls drink and chat and have a great time.

After a while, Cali starts to look very anxious. She had been hoping that someone else in the bar would need to pee more than she does and break ranks. However, no one has used the bathroom and now she is bursting. She decides to leave, but the barman blocks the exist, warning her that the last person who did that got handcuffed to a post outside and was left there for the entire evening. Cali complains about the conduct but has to yield and carry on waiting. She orders another beer, saying, "If I'm going to suffer, I might at least make it worth my while." She drinks a little more, but it's a mistake. She leaks a little into her jeans and her two friends gape in horror at the wet patch on the back of her jeans. Cali pee dances, desperately trying to hold on, but it's no good. She's forced to wet herself in front of the entire bar, a situation made even worse by the barman announcing, "We've got a pisser. Free drinks is over."

2. The Chosen
This video does have a storyline, although you would never know it. It contains around 6 minutes of what would normally be outtakes where the girls just lose the plot and start laughing. I decided it would be best to release the full 29-minute version with all the digressions, together with an edited 23-minute version for those who want to focus on the story and the desperation. Frankly, the girls laughed so much it's amazing they didn't wet their jeans in the first five minutes.

The story: Dave has made a lucrative movie deal with a foreign dignitary of middle eastern origins, but the only way the dignitary is willing to go forward with negotiations is if he gets three American girls to clinch the deal. He has even picked them from the social media profiles: their names are Jasmine, Cadence and Vonka. Dave dispatches his assistant, Asher, to track down the girls and bring them to the house where the dignitary will send his men to collect them. At the start of the movie, we see Asher leading the three girls through the snow, their hands bound behind their back to maintain control of them. Once at Dave's house, their hands are freed and they are made to stand together in a room. A call is made to inform the dignitary that the girls are ready for pick up. Naturally, the girls object to what is going on, but they are constantly watched and covered and can do nothing to improve their situation. They have all been in transit for hours and all claim that they need to use the bathroom. Neither Dave nor Asher is willing to let any of the girls out of their sight and keep them where they are. The girls squirm, getting really desperate to pee, but they are simply not allowed to use the toilet. Before the pick up occurs, the inevitable happens; one of the girls wets herself, setting off the other two. In the space of just a few minutes, they are all standing there in soaking wet jeans, unable to take them off or clean themselves up. That's when the dignitary's men arrive to take them away.

45 minutes 56 seconds - 1920x1080 pixels - MP4: 2,144.4 MB

Bladder Burst & The Chosen together (MP4) - Cali Logan, Hannah Perez, Cadence Lux, Jasmine St James & Vonka Romanov

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